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scarvenrot:

A misunderstanding.

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee replied to your post: Cookie. You’re making me hungry….*takes a bite from KFC that’s infront of her.*

nO. Stop cookie. Das gay.

Its not ga y if I HAVE A PENIS SDJKLASDS 

oh wai t just kidding 

Cookie please. Whut maeks u so domiant? could it be my…corn dog?

or perhaps

wannabeanimator:

The Prince of Egypt concept art requested by thiswretchedpen

ask-ponchorodriguez:

YAY! MY FIRST TIME ATTEMPTING ANY KIND OF YAOIZ♥

~ENJOY~

Swag was furious.

Not only did he wake up to not find his loyal companion, Spaghetti bear by his side, but it was One and Nightmare-ler who had hid it in the FOREST.

Nightmare was laughing his ass off when Swag began to yell at them…

Jus. Dis IS my main. So fight me >:o( lol welp. Just gunna leave this on my gamzee blog ♥

Listen up my Sexy Bitches<3

I’ve been asked about my main account. Welp, i forgot the password to it sooo I’ll be making a new one :D In that one, i’ll be drawing whatev’a the fuck i want to do. And i’ll leave this one as a just homestuck draws blog. If ya want the main, just send me a message and i’ll give ya the link to it….unless i don’t like you….jk! i love all your sexy fine asses♥

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

askhighgamzee:

..After sleeping for 4 hours (5 pm to 9 pm) and logging back on, my dash board is no longer over run by Onceler stuff….now…it’s that Jack Frost Kid….TUMBLR! WHY YOU ABANDON ONCIE?! image

I mean, I’m grateful you bless me with more hot fictional men, but com one Tumblr! It’s…

It Ain’t just you Q^Q Seriously, there are other ladies posting this Jack Frost guy. What makes HIM so special? I mean, He has a record for being naughty and Oncie only BECAME bad cause of his mum….image

OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SEXY BITCH!

CHRIST, the naughty list I-I NEED T O SAVE THAT GIF DHFJNF<JDF j  sdkLHSDkhsdklhsd 

WHoops and yeaaaH I don’t really know why I just saw him, checked the tags and remember seeing a post around tumblr about ROTG and was checking out his face too atm (ANDTHESANDMANS)

The only thing I think that could make me step back from the ROTG fandom for a bit is if people start shipping santa and fear OR SANTA AND JACK OMG I I NEED A SMOEK BREAK IF THAT HAPPENS 

Lol! Sandman is just so cuuuuute! I’ll forgive his little shiny gold ass but oncie SHALL NOT be replaced by some punk ass immortal albino kid >_< soon, but not yet -_- 

And I ermmm…..though i hate jack right now…i kinda…pair him up with…fear or santa….DON’T HURT ME! COOKIE? COOKIETHESLAYER! NO PLEASE! NOOOOO!!!! 

SHINY GOOLDEN BUTTS WILL ALWAYS BEEN FORGIVEN IT IS LAW ==>

AND FOMFGFJOFMOG FJJIOASFNJSNDkSJDLKJHASDLASHDLKJSD

I THINK I”M PEEING NO WIAT I”M  NOT JUST KIDDING I STILL LABU YOU EVEN THO YOU SHIPP FEAR AND JACK AND SANATA AKMSKF<JSHF

DOKI DOKIII !!!!!!!!!!

BUT INEED THAT SMOKE BREAK NOW ofmifjhlkahjfhahahhahaha

Lol! 

Babbu! 

I labbu you too >.<And make sure to use electronic cigarettes! they taste the same anyway just with less nicotine so you won’t get addicted 

<33333333 with all the kissus in the world

 THEY HAVE NICOTINE IN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES OFJDKFJ I THOUGHT IT WAS STEAM AND WATE R WITH IDK nad SADLY I WISH I COULD GET THEM CURSE BEING UNDERAGED AJKSDJKSD

 when i get one though I’ll be able to say “OH MY GO D I NEED A SMOKE BREAK” after i get angry and then I can just take it out of my pocket and let out a long drag or whateverrr and make the room have a mini cloud like my 5 year old’s FANTASIES WHERE THERES A GIRL NEXT TO ME IN THSI FLAPPER DRESS AND HER OWN SMOKEING STICK THING AND WE’d be so cool and shady looking I DON”T Even know what I’m saying anymore 

LMAO ANYways its 2 overrr heree I am oging to beddd and i’ll continue on from this wehn i wake up 

Ja, they have nicotine in them, but like i said it’s less than a real cigarette. And i don’t want you to smoke! it’s a bad habit that i’ve quite >.< meh old man used to smoke and i don’t want to follow in his footsteps so i took the cigarette that i was holding a while back and dropped it like it was hot….well, it was hot :) And - 

whooOps DRinking will do then for noww 

though it’s gotten me to dark places. NOT YET THEN, it can become a hobby later when I’M OLD AND GOT A BEARD OR SOMEHTINGKJDFKJS 

oh wait that’s a mustache that will do too. there’s other things i want to try before i grow dat mustache tho like weedhashshROOMSohboymyfutureisgoingtobedowninthedrainsbecauseiknowi’mnotsupposedtodothatstuffaksjdaksd 

ok so alchol ain’t that much fun unless your with friends. I’ve gotten drunk a couple’a times but the only times that were worth while where when i was with my guuuuurls/guuuuuys

And weed is fine. Just promise me not to do spice. that shit is fucking trippy o_o Could have sworn the refrigerator was talking shit to me >:o( Don’t do acid or any other addicting drug. I started doing this shit when i was 14. I’m 16 and i’m just…Quite everything this year. REHAB BITCHES!image 

IT’s gonna be a looooong time before I can drink with some tomodachies so instead I’m gonna be doin  it fOReeverrr alone till I’m 21 or something THEN I CAN GO TO A BAR WITH THEM ALL AND yea 

GOT TO PARTY HARD ! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KSDHASkjsdhkhds

you can get high off of spice too like, nutmeg or something? christ there’s SO MUch I DON’T KNOW ABOUT, anD gOSH I DIDN”T KNOW YOU WERE 16 Wow I thought you were 17 kjasdhkljashdl whooP 2 years difference between you and me 

Lol Not forever alone >.< Just….for the moment lolz image

And no, not THAT kinda spice. Its marijuana named ‘spice’ …… unless you wanna do the cinnamon challenge then i advice you to swirl it around your mouth with lots and lots of saliva 

And well, i will be 17 in a few days soooo…guess i shoulda said 17 lolz >.<image

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

cookietheslayer:

askhighgamzee:

askhighgamzee:

..After sleeping for 4 hours (5 pm to 9 pm) and logging back on, my dash board is no longer over run by Onceler stuff….now…it’s that Jack Frost Kid….TUMBLR! WHY YOU ABANDON ONCIE?! image

I mean, I’m grateful you bless me with more hot fictional men, but com one Tumblr! It’s…

It Ain’t just you Q^Q Seriously, there are other ladies posting this Jack Frost guy. What makes HIM so special? I mean, He has a record for being naughty and Oncie only BECAME bad cause of his mum….image

OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SEXY BITCH!

CHRIST, the naughty list I-I NEED T O SAVE THAT GIF DHFJNF<JDF j  sdkLHSDkhsdklhsd 

WHoops and yeaaaH I don’t really know why I just saw him, checked the tags and remember seeing a post around tumblr about ROTG and was checking out his face too atm (ANDTHESANDMANS)

The only thing I think that could make me step back from the ROTG fandom for a bit is if people start shipping santa and fear OR SANTA AND JACK OMG I I NEED A SMOEK BREAK IF THAT HAPPENS 

Lol! Sandman is just so cuuuuute! I’ll forgive his little shiny gold ass but oncie SHALL NOT be replaced by some punk ass immortal albino kid >_< soon, but not yet -_- 

And I ermmm…..though i hate jack right now…i kinda…pair him up with…fear or santa….DON’T HURT ME! COOKIE? COOKIETHESLAYER! NO PLEASE! NOOOOO!!!! 

SHINY GOOLDEN BUTTS WILL ALWAYS BEEN FORGIVEN IT IS LAW ==>

AND FOMFGFJOFMOG FJJIOASFNJSNDkSJDLKJHASDLASHDLKJSD

I THINK I”M PEEING NO WIAT I”M  NOT JUST KIDDING I STILL LABU YOU EVEN THO YOU SHIPP FEAR AND JACK AND SANATA AKMSKF<JSHF

DOKI DOKIII !!!!!!!!!!

BUT INEED THAT SMOKE BREAK NOW ofmifjhlkahjfhahahhahaha

Lol! 

Babbu! 

I labbu you too >.<And make sure to use electronic cigarettes! they taste the same anyway just with less nicotine so you won’t get addicted 

<33333333 with all the kissus in the world

 THEY HAVE NICOTINE IN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES OFJDKFJ I THOUGHT IT WAS STEAM AND WATE R WITH IDK nad SADLY I WISH I COULD GET THEM CURSE BEING UNDERAGED AJKSDJKSD

 when i get one though I’ll be able to say “OH MY GO D I NEED A SMOKE BREAK” after i get angry and then I can just take it out of my pocket and let out a long drag or whateverrr and make the room have a mini cloud like my 5 year old’s FANTASIES WHERE THERES A GIRL NEXT TO ME IN THSI FLAPPER DRESS AND HER OWN SMOKEING STICK THING AND WE’d be so cool and shady looking I DON”T Even know what I’m saying anymore 

LMAO ANYways its 2 overrr heree I am oging to beddd and i’ll continue on from this wehn i wake up 

Ja, they have nicotine in them, but like i said it’s less than a real cigarette. And i don’t want you to smoke! it’s a bad habit that i’ve quite >.< meh old man used to smoke and i don’t want to follow in his footsteps so i took the cigarette that i was holding a while back and dropped it like it was hot….well, it was hot :) And - 

whooOps DRinking will do then for noww 

though it’s gotten me to dark places. NOT YET THEN, it can become a hobby later when I’M OLD AND GOT A BEARD OR SOMEHTINGKJDFKJS 

oh wait that’s a mustache that will do too. there’s other things i want to try before i grow dat mustache tho like weedhashshROOMSohboymyfutureisgoingtobedowninthedrainsbecauseiknowi’mnotsupposedtodothatstuffaksjdaksd 

ok so alchol ain’t that much fun unless your with friends. I’ve gotten drunk a couple’a times but the only times that were worth while where when i was with my guuuuurls/guuuuuys

And weed is fine. Just promise me not to do spice. that shit is fucking trippy o_o Could have sworn the refrigerator was talking shit to me >:o( Don’t do acid or any other addicting drug. I started doing this shit when i was 14. I’m 16 and i’m just…Quite everything this year. REHAB BITCHES!image